I have discovered my stripper name: Tequila Mockingbird.
It's so perfect, but seeing as I don't believe my life is headed in the direction of the gentleman's club industry, I have decided to put it to another use. This evening, I will be informing my father that I have renamed his cat.
2 comments:
How have I lived for this long without knowing you have a blog? How have you not told me you have a blog? We apparently do not talk enough. I forbid you to strip. Actually I do not forbid you, however, if you do I will as well. What shall my stripper name be? I leave for vacation on Saturday. I'll talk to you before then.
SMW
I echo most of the feelings above.
Also, my mother foolishly let my sister and I name her new cat last year, which is why she has a cat named Katinka Calypso Marshwiggle McMillan.
This would not make a good stripper name.
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