Harper Would Be Proud

Today I made an important discovery, one that every young girl ultimately does through much pondering and soul-searching at some point in her early life.

I have discovered my stripper name: Tequila Mockingbird.

It's so perfect, but seeing as I don't believe my life is headed in the direction of the gentleman's club industry, I have decided to put it to another use.  This evening, I will be informing my father that I have renamed his cat.